
Spoil Your Favorite Athlete Mom
Beautiful, handcrafted muscle scrapers help mom relax and recover like never before.
Clean Skincare That Outworks the Room
1. Safe antimicrobial extracts and NO irritating essential oils
2. Targeted bio-actives that instantly soothe redness and irritation
3. Nutritious plant oils to deeply restore the skin barrier
Podium-Worthy Product Lineup:
Our commitment to quality:
The Athletic Skincare System:

The ONLY award-winning skincare for athletes!
We know athletes who beat up their skin require better quality formulas. We chose sophisticated ingredients to treat and soothe athletes' skin. Our products have beat out hundreds of others to win prestigious awards for innovation and effectiveness.
The athletes have spoken:
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Kendall Reusing
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, Team USA Grappling Gold Medalist, 8x World Champion, ADCC Competitor
"It’s got everything I want in a skincare routine AND post-training skin health. It’s made BY women in the health/fitness space, FOR men and women who take their wellness seriously, BUT don’t want to deal with a complicated 8-step process."
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Don Reichelt
Ultramarathon Runner, 2023-2024 USA 24-hr Champion, 3x Treadmill WR Holder
"Why have I never seen how people PREVENT blisters by treating their feet? I condition my feet with Mil Usos Total Cranarchy Balm to strengthen the skin and prevent future issues. I use it on my face and bum, too. Kinda nice to honestly just put it anywhere and know it’s making my skin stronger."
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Victoria "Vortex" Anthony
Team USA Wrestler, Judo Black Belt, 2x Olympic Alternate, 10x US Natl Team, 2x US Open Champ, 3x Pan Am Champ
"I love the convenience and the quality of Mil Usos products! I travel a ton and have never been able to stick to a skin care routine. Mil Usos has made everything so simple, and I know I can trust the quality of ingredients in their products."
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Michael Plank
Crossfit Gym Owner, Bowhunter, Jiu Jitsu Athlete
"My skin care feelings for the last few years have been concerned exclusively with: 1) not getting jiu-jitsu infections, and 2) not smelling overly-fragranced when I go hunting. Last week I did the full-on routine with the soap, glove, and balm and I was blown away by how good my skin felt! I might care about skincare now. For the first time ever. At 40-years-old."
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Alex Enriquez
Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, Team USA Grappler Gold Medalist, Subversiv Combat Jiu Jitsu Champion, ADCC Competitor
"As someone who has chronically dry skin, I was super glad to have found a one-step solution to all the wear and tear my skin takes from daily training and exercise! Since using Total Cranarchy, I haven't since gotten any staph from being on the mats!"
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Jasmine Cho
Professional Big Air Kite Surfer, KOTA Competitor
"Okay as someone who travels eight months of the year and travels with waaay too many products, this is legit PERFECT. Also I absolutely love the way my hair feels after I use the Char Goals Bar to shampoo! It's super soft and silky."

In Spanish, Mil Usos means "One Thousand Uses"
Each of our products was intentionally designed to have many uses and to replace multiple other products. Since athletes' skin is exposed to many stressors, the multi-use formulas address many different skin concerns at once. Fewer products keep your gear light and make gym showers easier than ever before.

Athletes take LOTS of showers.
Multiple showers wreak havoc on athletes' skin. Char Goals Everything Bar Cleanser leaves your skin feeling revitalized, not tight and irritated. Named after its star ingredient, activated charcoal, Char Goals provides a safer cleanse than irritating essential oils. Plus, it can be used everywhere - on hair, face, and body!
Bundles help you stock up and save:
Plus, you get access to some pretty cool accessories at a discounted price!
Sustainability is at our core:
Cranberry seed oil sourced in the U.S.A. is our secret ingredient that unlocks complete restoration for damaged skin and hair. Outdoor enthusiasts can feel confident knowing our formulas do not accumulate in the water supply if you need to bathe in a river or a stream.
We NEVER use: petrochemicals, silicones, pthalates, parabens, microplastics, or essential oils.
Expertly crafted in the U.S.A.